Greenier Meat Variety


Saving the planet & our appetites.

Lab meat at its finest.








Greenie meat is a no brainer.

Have a clean conscience when you choose Greenie. Who wouldn’t pass on a delicious slab of guilt-free meat? 

This chicken is no joke. 


We need to think seriously about the future of our food. Our current resources will not last forever and we are running out of space. Greenie Meat requires significantly fewer resources and can efficiently produce meat to meet the world’s demand. 



No pain, all gain.


Greenie Meat means no pain for the animals, humans or the environment. Really, it’s all gain. Greenie meat is higher in nutrients, has a longer shelf life and tastes pretty damn good.